Total Medals Earned: 120 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,155 Points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
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Medals Earned: 12/18 (235/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.